Nonsense by Nicole

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Source: ua13

• Shawna: it's weird that one direction thinks I have that "one thing"
• Shawna: when they say in the song that they dont even know my name
• Shawna: like
• Shawna: are you sure that "one thing" isn't just that like... maybe you like my boo-tay or something?
• Shawna: maybe they don't know that's what it is!
• Shawna: QUICK
• Shawna: WRITE THEM A LETTER.
• Shawna: "DEAR ONE DIRECTION, MYSTERY SOLVED - IT'S MY BOOTAY. LOVE, BOOTAYS IN PAIRS"
• Shawna: I meant to write paris but pairs is actually hilarious
• Shawna: so I'm leaving it.
• Shawna: *send*
• No one: Cool.
• No one: Well done. Nice job. YEAH.

• Harto: Can I wipe my hand on your table?
• Mamrie: Lets get you a napkin!
• Grace: What colour was the barn you were raised in?

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